Yesterday Nathalia “Hey Sonny” Santoro was the latest member of the death sqaud to be promoted. The long term girlfriend of Gordon Ryan was promoted to purple belt by professor John Danaher. Nathalia becomes the first member of the death sqaud to be promoted since the move to Puerto Rico after both Nicky Ryan and Ethan Crelinsten were given black belts in late November. The DDS are expected to open their own gym in Puerto Rico later this year in either February or March.
The Brazilian beauty was also promoted with a ceremonial knife in line with Danahers usual methods and is pictured above holding the Ankerson Bowie.
Santoro, who is credited with masterminding the physical transformation of several death squad members had the following to say about the recent promotion. “I absolutely never thought that this would happen anytime soon knowing that Johns is the hardest professor we know to ever belt someone and considering that we still haven’t moved to our own academy. I’m of course very happy number one because I’m already 31 years old and I fear the thought of becoming a black belt at my 40’s, No way !!!”.
