From beginner white belts, to experienced black belt veterans, it seems that almost all Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioners enjoy wearing clothes that show that they train. Whether this is shown by subtle logos, or more obvious illustrations, there’s a variety of different casual BJJ clothes to chose from. Arguably, the T-shirt is the most blatant form to tell others that you train. However, if you enjoy BJJ and train hard then why not? Here’s some of the best BJJ T-shirts that we’ve found. From quality, to price, to design – we have you covered.
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Kimeowra T-shirt
Like cats? Like BJJ? Then you’ll probably like this. Available in 5 different colors, the Kimeowra literally has a cat performing a Kimura on another cat, whilst in side control. What’s not to like? This T-shirt is also 100% cotton, so quality is guaranteed. It’s not just cat enthusiasts that will appreciate this purrrfect play on words either, according to its reviews, it’s also popular with children.
Jesus Has Your Back T-shirt
This tee is especially funny if you’re religious…and if you’re not then it still works. As the popular Christian saying ‘Jesus has your back’ goes, in this case he literally does. What better way to show off your faith in wearing a T-shirt that literally has Jesus performing a rear naked choke on Satan? Complete with a struggling look on Satan’s face, to a Christian fish symbol stitched on the arm of Jesus’s gi, this design has great attention to detail.
Civilize The Mind, Make The Body Savage T-shirt
Unlike the previous offerings, this top is based on one of the philosophical takes of the gentle art. Often in BJJ, the idea is that training helps improve your mind, whilst toughening your body and fighting skills. This quote represents that idea, alongside two fists bumping each other, which happens at the start of every roll. This T-shirt is US made and also silk screen, so quality is guaranteed.
Tap, Snap, or Nap T-shirt
Another slogan T-shirt, this is also a popular saying within the BJJ community, albeit with a less serious tone. The saying ‘Tap, Snap, or Nap’ is quite true when caught in a submission. If you don’t tap, then you can literally snap your bones or get choked unconscious, hence the napping part. This also has a nice Brazil flag-logo in the background, but can also be purchased without the Brazil flag too.
Game of Chokes T-shirt
This T-shirt borrows from the popular TV show Game of Thrones, and also uses the same iconic font. Not only does it have the saying on the front, but also has an image of someone performing an RNC in the background. Simple yet effective, this T-shirt will instantly win you friends in the gym when recognized by those who love the show…and let’s face it, by now most people are well aware of Game of Thrones and what it is.
The Grappler T-shirt
Another nod towards popular culture, this T-shirt pays homage to The Godfather movie. Again, it uses The Godfather’s iconic font that fans love, alongside a picture of a taped-up wrist. A reference that grappling Godfather fans will instantly get, this one can also be worn and appreciated in wrestling and Judo gyms too.
Jiu Jitsu Off Duty T-shirt
The cool thing about this T-shirt is that its logo also glows in the dark and is luminous. In a bright setting, it also says ‘Off Duty’ with a picture of a white belt below. Ideal for white belts, this could be worn when you’re not training. Interestingly, it also says “Covid-19” in small on the belt, which is yet another excuse for you to be off duty and not in the gym.
Eat Sleep Jiu-Jitsu Repeat T-shirt
Moving away from the funny, joking designs, this T-shirt follows a retro style of design from the ’70s. Available in 10 different colors, you’re spoiled for choice. It also has a slogan that many people genuinely live by, which is eat, sleep, and Jiu Jitsu. If you’re truly living that BJJ 24/7 lifestyle, then this T-shirt may be ideal for you.
Enjoy Collar Chokes T-shirt
Moving swiftly back to the novelty T-shirts, this one is a play on words for the Coca Cola slogan. Instead of saying ‘Enjoy Coke’, it says ‘Enjoy collar chokes’. Get it? Unsurprisingly, it’s available in red and white and uses the same font as the Coca Cola brand. Sorry no gi players, this T-shirt isn’t really meant for you.
Murder Yoga T-shirt
This may sound odd to an outsider, but if you think about it – BJJ is literally yoga with a murderous twist. It has the same mindful elements, body contortion, breathing control and need for flexibility. This is where this particular T-shirt gets its name from. This also uses a double-needle sleeve design on the sleeves which means the quality on this one is of a high standard.
I Don’t Need Therapy All I Need is Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu T-shirt
This T-shirt is probably the king of dad jokes and may be a bit cringey, but then again it kind of works. It’s also very accurate. In many cases, BJJ practitioners have confessed that they use BJJ as a form of therapy and as a mental outlet. This T-shirt says just that, and acts as a dedication to your favorite martial art.
